Harriet's Heartfelt Rant: Paws and Hugs, Why the Double Standard?

Hey there, fellow dog enthusiasts and humans who think they're in charge,

It's your furry friend, Harriet, coming at you with a paw-some dose of doggy perspective. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my humans. I really do. They scratch behind my ears, throw the ball for me, and share their snacks (sometimes). But, there's something that's been on my mind lately, and I need to bark it out.

Humans, we need to talk about this whole "no jumping" rule. Seriously, why the double standard? You can put your hands all over me, and I'm cool with it. Belly rubs, head pats, you name it – I'm here for the love. But the moment I try to reciprocate with a little jump to express my joy and excitement, it's all "Harriet, get down!"

Now, I get it – I'm a little bundle of energy, and my enthusiasm might get the best of me sometimes. But hear me out. My human friend Sophie, she gets it. She's tall, and you know what? She doesn't mind when I jump up to greet her. In fact, she likes it! She says it's like getting a warm, fuzzy hug without having to bend down.

So here's the thing, humans – why the inconsistency? Why can't more of you be like Sophie and appreciate the joy of a doggy hug? I'm not asking for the moon; I just want to share the love in a way that feels natural to me.

Sure, I'll work on keeping all four paws on the ground when you want me to, but can we meet in the middle? How about some designated jumping time, just for the pure, unfiltered joy of it? Trust me; it's good for the soul.

Let's embrace the double standard and turn it into a dance, a dance of love and understanding. And to all my fellow dogs out there facing the same struggle, keep jumping, keep wagging, and keep being your awesome selves. Our love knows no bounds, even if our paws do.

With a wagging tail and a heart full of love,

Harriet